Wednesday, December 3, 2014

I know what you're thinking

What can I do to support the Very Funny Internet Blog?

I got two answers for you.
1) Support.
2) Donations.

That's right folks. We're opening the Vault wide open and letting YOU our valuable readership have free reign. That's right folks. I'm talking about scratch. Fat stacks. Cold hard cash. Money. 

That's right, we're finally taking donations. And where's all of this money going to go, you ask? I got three answers for you.

1) Directly
2) to you.
3) That's right folks.

We may be the ones opening the PayPal account (and, full disclosure, that PayPal account may be directly connected to our personal bank accounts), but that doesn't mean we're gonna use this money to go buy a coupla cheeseburgers down at the local Burger joint. No folks. Let's just say: We Got Bigger Plans.

That's right, folks. We're officially opening up the comments section for discussion.
We want YOU to tell US how YOU want YOUR money spent. Just like it should be... (Try to tell that to the Bailouts and Recession companies... Good luck...).

We want to be different. We want to make a difference. We don't wanna toss away this money on something you don't want to see. We don't wanna blow this money on some project you don't want to see. We don't wanna toss away this money on a coupla cheeseburgers down at the local Burger joint.

No. We want to be different.

Go ahead. Jump in the comments. Join the conversation. Chat it out. Hell, make a friend or two while you're there. We're really gonna make a difference. And YOU are the ones who will make that happen.

As you may know, PayPal takes 2.9% of all payments made through their system, so please compensate for that when you place your donations. (I think PayPal could probably learn a thing or two about having a mutually beneficial relationship with their customers. They could probably learn a thing or two from this post... But I digress...).

And, of course, we'll also be taking a little slice (34 to 57%) off the top to maintain our servers, hosting fees, maintainence costs, rent, hard drives, etc. 

We also reserve the right to not use the recommendations posted in the comments.

So go ahead Super Funny Internet Blogginites, get the discussion going, and be sure to make your donations. Anything will help, so please give as much as you possibly can. 

We're very excited about this project!

Thanks