Saturday, November 29, 2008

Think twice before you bury

http://www.beforeyoustart.info/SeenItBefore.htm

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Draken Josh

Hi, I'm Draken Josh.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

hjklllllllllllldsflm

Hello everybody on the websites, my computer's broken. When I fix it I'll post here for the first time ever. I know you've all missed my funny blog posts on the internet.

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Monday, August 11, 2008

this blog is dead

at the funeral no one said anything

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

New VIRAL video

Hey jumpers. It's time for an update. What video will be going VIRAL on the internet? Get your clickers (mouses) ready, and push play on this VIRAL video on the internet. Notes from the author (loverscloud): "UH, yeah commenttt"

Sunday, July 27, 2008

Friday, July 25, 2008

New writer reporting for service! hehe

Hello to our thousands of readers across america

this is my first blog entry on the funny internet blog. here is a funny cartoon i drew so you can get to know me better;:



my favourite part personally (because everyone is allowed their own opinions so shut up if you don't like it) is the bit with the Nintendo Xbox because it brought back good memorys of when I played sony while mommy was fighting with daddy. i used to pretend I was sonic and curl up in a ball and imagine jumping on daddys head like mario :) but I didnt because then he'd beat me

but thats enough about video games

ok bye

Hottest Girl Ever Content Part 1

If there's one thing a Real Man™ likes it's a hot smoking woman. Well, I took the initiative! Are you ready? Take the lunge, and check out these Hot Smoking Women™. This is Part 1 (one) of a very large (big) series of Hot Smoking Women™. Let's take a look at today's contenders. Pick your favorite in the comments. When you're ready ; )

Good Mario Review

Super Person Bros.

Thursday, July 24, 2008

GamerNews™ Update


Top 10 Games This Week

Well kids, the news is in from the E5 Music Video Game Awards show. Here is the top 10 games this week.

1. Sonic the MarioHog
2. Brawling Bros.
3. Ledgend of Zelda: Hiyerule 64
4. Mario Jumperz
5. Tunnel FAGGOT
6. Super Big Dog
7. Home Improvementz
8. Earth Bundt
9. Calls of Booty: Modern Whorefare
10. Luigi Galaxy for Sega

The Mario Jumper Index for today rests at 50%. Several members of the Jumperz Forum reported unusual difficulties in getting past Chocolate Land in Super Marley World. We sent them several Super Scopez in hopes of alleviating the situation. An allergic reaction to garlic has been determined to be the cause of Sonic the MarioHog's Sadderz Syndrome, which causes him to cry uncontrollably while jumping or running. Reporter Gnome Fengle tells us next week we will finally be getting those exclusive shots of the brand new Super Mario movie fresh off the printers in the mountains of Chile, where filming is progressing despite the deaths of several stunt-men performing feats for Ganondorf, played by actor Morgan Freemane.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Link's Dad

Ever played Ledgend of Zelda? Link's dad is my favorite unlockable character. I hope he is confirmed for Mario Tennis Brawl for Wii Tennis (sports).



Sunday, July 20, 2008

Zelda, looking hot

I didn't know Zelda from Ledgend of Marios could get this hot. Apparently I was wrong. Just check out this video (on the internet) to see.


"ZELDA ORGASM"


Monday, July 14, 2008

Funny Internet Episode 6

Funny Internet Episode 6 - "Comics that RLY hit home"



Thursday, July 10, 2008

Funny Internet Episode 5

Funny Internet Episode 5 - "Mario Teaches Jumping"


Thursday, July 3, 2008

Requiem for a Mario

A Super Mario Story

Super Mario did jump on the Goompas and Koopas. The
blocks above shone like bright blocks, shining, full of
sound and fury signifying nothing like the life of an
idiot. I made that up for my Mario story. Mario then
jumped over the pit but he fell accidentally down it.
Mario lost his last life trying to dodge bullet koopa and
lakituku. Lakituku sat up in his high, bourgeois cloud
and slavered over the expanse of the Mushroom Kingdom,
his spiked shells coveting their pious existence.
Lakitookoo kept doing sit ups until one day he was in
great shape. Charlie Mario, Mario's cousin, shot
Lakatewcoup in the ass with a bullet gun and he fell died
ouch. Luigi then did a final jump attack onto a Bowser
Koopa's head. The fight was over; the battle won.
Bullet koopa Luigi did shot a winning maneuver which
enabled the victorious decision wherein Luigi was the
champion. The sun set that day on the Mushroom Kingdom
as it had every other day with practiced bravado. My
beretta stirred nervously under my coat.

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Melted Gear: Sold



For years, gamers have been drawn into the swicka-cool cutscenes and hi-tech motions of the Metal Slug Solid genre of gameplays. Jack Snake's crisp, soothing voice, played by Brandon Clarkbar, has lulled players all over the world into a false sense of security before the "solid snake" slips up their "ass" of gaming expectations, raping their funfactor for all it's worth. This time, though, the stakes are higher than ever, as Jack Snake, the top level CIA operative, has suspicions that his boss, OctoKong, is secretly a Metal Gear.



That's right, Jack Snake's hot sexy cyber-android girlfriend has slipped into a coma and to revive her, only he can find the "Metal Gear", the one missing part that will bring her robotic but highly realistic love back to his willing + ready man parts.

This all-new stealth espionage daterape simulator has re-defined the genre of hentai games with its highly reactive, almost explosive cutscene technology. Enjoy up to 500 hours of unplayable movie cutscenes. At certain points in the game, the player will be allowed to press only one button per hour, with 90 minute cutscenes between each press in a 125-button sequence to unlock the final door in the game.



Returning fan favorites such as Vamp and the Metal Gear Mark 3 make their debut for the first time, as well as some old favorites like Raiden and Big Boss who shows up in the ending sequence haha idiot I ruined the game for you, also Raiden actually had a kid with Rosemary, and she's not really married to the colonel, and Snake has a new breed of foxdie in him that is making him into a biological superweapon that will kill everyone in the world. Also, snape kills dumbledore.



So in conclusion, buy this game, because it's really really fun. I played it and you can totally shoot guys, just like in Halo. It's fucking awesome, bro. I mean seriously, it's just like Halo, it's fuckin' BAH BAH BAH (that's the gunshot noise brah) and this dude just fell over like DAAAAAAAAAAMN! That fool got knocked the fuck OUT! For the ultimate in tactical stealth espionage anal invasion, check out Melted Gear: Slod 5, on Xbox 360 and Nintendo SNES today.

Saturday, June 28, 2008

Dolpho 3 Announced


The next installment of the smash hit Daplo is coming out soon! Get ready to hit the bad guys like never before with even new spells and attacks. Pick from one of two classes, the Punchman or the Hitman, and choose the style of fighting on your own without mom and dad's help! You're a big boy now, you can do it on your own! Mommy and daddy don't have to change your diapers anymore!

Sunday, June 22, 2008

GamerNews™ you can GamerUse™!

Top Stories Tonight In GamerNews™

Jumping Into Action

Today in video games, 100% of gamers got high scores in Super Mario. Many reported high success in their attempts at jumping on enemies, grabbing coins, and saving the princess. This is good news for gamers everywhere, as this puts the MarioJumper Index up by 20%. Other jumping-related games such as Sonic the Hedgehog and the crappy sequel to Toejam and Earl have had high reports of success as well, with 50% less falling into pits or spikes!


Good Idea

Things seem to be looking up for Tetris players this weekend, as many reports of straight blocks and those little pyramid shaped blocks have been coming in. Some players have reportedly cleared as many as ten lines in a row without getting worried about that classic issue, "Where do I put that darn L-shaped block." All in all, Tetris players have been having a lot of "Good Ideas." If this sort of competitive nature keeps up, there'll definitely be some "stiff" competition for the Tetris Champ, Charlie Bonkelhymer, at this year's TetraThon!


Toppling The King

When we took our GamerPoll™ last month, we asked our readers, "What is the number one thing you hope to accomplish as a gamer, in your lifetime?" The results are in, and we've found the number one reply to be, "Beat Donkey Kong." If this was your answer, you're in luck; our crack team in the GameLab™ has finally figured out the way to beat this long, difficult game. If you've sought after toppling the "King Kong" for years, but haven't been able to break through, look no further. In next month's issue we'll be covering in-depth strategies and combos for Donkey Kong that'll take your skills to the next level!

Saturday, June 21, 2008

Super Mario Brothers Movie!

A New Super Mario Brothers Game?


So many good mario games have come and gone for our atari system in this household I remember when I used to play atari mario brothers every christmas morning; The best part was when I finally beat bomberman. The feeling that I felt was unlike any feeling I have ever felt before; That funny, tickling;


I can't wait for the next Sonic the Hedgehog game. I heard it has mario in it! Mario jumps very hard on top of doctor egghead's face and kills him!



Sonic Wants A Piece Of The Action Too, Says Sega

There's been word on the street lately that there's been word of a new movie lately, which has been giving word lately of the word on the street that a new movie based on Mario is on the street which is the word.

This new movie is going to star John Candy as Super Mario, Meg Ryan as Yoshi (voice not the actor, danny devito will be yoshi) and Carl Winslow as Bowser. I think it's cool that they made the villain of the movie black, like in Daredevil. It's not just pandering to race relations crowds, it's meaningful and makes sense that bowser is portrayed by an E.D. (economically disadvantaged) individual.

This new sonic movie will have all the jumps, all the rings, and all the coins you remember from the classic hit Donkey Kong. Just stay tuned for the best part when mario makes funny sexual tension jokes about condoms and having sex with desserts!

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

10 years since Phil Hartman's death


We mourn a great person who died 10 years ago who did a lot of great things on TV and on the television. Maybe someday when we die we can meet him. Phil Hartman did the voice of a good character on the simpsons and was a funny guy (wikipedias.com). And he is being missed now. He was murdered by his wife 10 years ago because she was mad at him, I guess he shouldn't of made her made and maybe now he wouldn't be dead and we could still laugh at all his funny jokes (google.com). Today we give a 4 hour silent salute to this daring individual. Philadelphia's society of Film will be lighting 3650 candles to represent every day that he has been dead. New York's society of Film will be lighting 3651 candles to out-due Philadelphia's society of Film.


Let's take this time to look back on all the great work of Phil Harting with a few clips (courtesy of youtube.com).


This is Phil's very famous role in the Simpsons.





This is Phil's very famous role in the movie Vacation by Chevy Chaser.





Phil Hartman will be missing by young and old. Especially for his role as the neighbor in Small Soldiers. We love you Phil. Sorry you died.

Friday, April 25, 2008

MARIO ONLINE

IT'S OFFICIAL, MARIO IS ONLINE. START PLAYING TODAY!

http://mario.keaton-world.com/

quick update

just a quick update to remind everyone, this is a really good blog. digg this post please.

Monday, April 21, 2008

Funny Comic Book Website


I like comic book websites. This is the reason I brought this comic to you today; for far too long many people online have been making comics. I am going to make another comic, but this time things will be different. Things will be very different because I say so. When I say so that is the time in which it occurs that a comic book is posted. Funny jokes are in the works when a funny joke is posted!

Sunday, April 20, 2008

INTERNET

GUESS WHAT GUYS? YOUR HOMES ARE ABOUT TO BE RAIDED BY THE COPS.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Repost

Wasn't sure if you guys saw the post from yesterday so i'm going to repost it for you guys, DUE TO POPULAR DEMAND. TAHNKS FOR THE COMMENTS TOO GUYS IT MAKES ME KNOW THAT I AM DOING A GOOD JOB AS AN INTERNET

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

yes

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Friday, March 28, 2008

Really Good Internet Jokes

The last blog update was actually very funny! This is true, because it is a fact. Always trust what you read on the internet, because the internet has spell check, and you can't lie to spell check.

This internet blog is dedicated to the research of funny jokes involving laughs and jokes. The funny jokes are hilarious in that they are told in the place where people laugh at them. This creates an information of humor into which a joke is told. The joke then enters into the "funny jokes laughing" state and is actualized when the funny joke is told.

Funny jokes are funny, because people tell them. What makes a joke so funny is when someone says the words of the joke from their mouth into your ear (which you hear the joke with).

Good jokes are preferable to bad jokes or moderately funny jokes, because a good joke is the kind of joke you can really bring home to mom and dad.

REALLY GOOD FUNNIES

i FOUND some jokes:

http://www.funnyjokes.com

Friday, March 21, 2008

More funny clips from the office

Watch these funny clips and you'll never have to watch tv again because you'll be laughing so hard at these funnies.



FUNNY INTERNET EP 3

What started out as a simple web comic, has become the biggest thing on the internet. Thank you everyone for your support. I'm glad you guys like the comic so much. Sorry, it took so long for me to come out with episode 3, but I had to think of really funny jokes. Here is FUNNY INTERNET EP 3. By me (I really drew it).


Great Ninentendo Video

Great Youtube video about nintendoes! Did you know all these facts?


Thursday, March 20, 2008

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

What's your favorite color?

Always wondered what your favorite color was? Take the quiz!

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

I'm back!



It was a great vacation. I had a lot of fun. Here's some pics:

Vacation


I'm going on a vacation so there will be no new posts for quite a while. But, I'll be back eventually and tell you all about my awesome travels!!

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

KRAMER


New Tv series coming this fall. "KRAMER! The Animated Series" featuring the voice talents of Jerry Signfeld and Billy Crystals. Get the full story here!

4chan


THIS IS MY FAVORITE WEBSITE. YOU CAN UPLOAD PORN AND COMMENT ON IT ANNONMYOMOUSLY THEN MAKE FADS OUT OF IT. Also, this is a picture of Summer Sanders from Figure it out.

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

SUPER MARIO BROS: BRAWL ANNOUNCED


Get your Revolutions ready, Super Mario Bros: Brawl has been announced and is expected to his the US in late 1998! Just in time for Christmas and Jewish time. BTW, YOSHI HAS BEEN CONFIRMED!

Really funny office clips on youtubing.com

Internet being shut down

Please sign the petition to stop the government from shutting down the internet guys. It's very important to me. Here's the link: C://LOCAL/TEMP/FIREFOX/PETITION.TXT

Sunday, March 9, 2008

THE INTERNET HAS BEEN INVENTED


Congratulations on everyone who helped out on this amazing endeavor. We are going to have many great times with The Internet. I'm going to upload a picture of myself right now!

HARRY POTTER SPOILER

HARRY POTTER DIES IN THE 2ND HARRY POTTER BOOK

KMART


KMART HAS WENT OUT OF BUSINESS

FUNNY INTERNET COMIC EP 2


EPISODE 2 OF MY NEW WEBCOMIC WHICH COVERS CONTROVERSIAL ISSUES ABOUT EBAUMSWORLD.COM AND ERIC BAUMAN. FOR MORE INFORMATION ABOUT HOW MUCH ERIC BAUMAN IS A BAD PERSON VISIT www.ebaumsworld.com

I am now making a webcomic


I have made a webcomic. This is episode 1 of "Funny Internet"

Saturday, March 8, 2008

TWIN TOWERS ATTACKED

WE WILL NEVER FORGET THIS DAY

CLOCK CHANGE TONIGHT

Do not forget to set your clocks back an hour for daylight savings time

Internet meme update


What trends/fads/memes/internet-phenomena are hot on the net, right now? Don't worry, I'll keep you up to date!
  1. All of your bases belong to us
  2. The Numa Numa Dance
  3. The Dancing Baby
  4. Star wars / The Hamster Dance
  5. Jamie Lynn Spears shaves her head bald
  6. VCRTMND
So please visit your favorite internet website, like google video, imdb, or imageshack.us and make tons of spin-offs to these hits!!

New google logo!


Attention internet, google has decided to change their logo. If you ask me I thought the old one was better, but they are good at making money on the internet so I think they would know what they are doing. I think I'm going to draw them a new one soon that they can use and they will use it because I took an art class in middle school I think.

Friday, March 7, 2008

PETE AND PETE HAS BEEN CANCELLED


today is a sad day for television. my favorite nickelodeon show pete and pete has been cancelled

What ever happened to good websites?


Remember these classics? http://www.google.com , http://funnywebsite.com/ ? This is my rant about how websites are bad now.

QUAKE 2 ANNOUNCED

This game looks like it's going to be great. Discuss in comments plz

1ST POST 1ST POST

TODAY ON THE ITNERNET I READ A REALLY FUNNY WEBCOMIC, YOU SHOULD GO LOOK AT IT!