Thursday, July 24, 2008

GamerNews™ Update

Top 10 Games This Week

Well kids, the news is in from the E5 Music Video Game Awards show. Here is the top 10 games this week.

1. Sonic the MarioHog
2. Brawling Bros.
3. Ledgend of Zelda: Hiyerule 64
4. Mario Jumperz
5. Tunnel FAGGOT
6. Super Big Dog
7. Home Improvementz
8. Earth Bundt
9. Calls of Booty: Modern Whorefare
10. Luigi Galaxy for Sega

The Mario Jumper Index for today rests at 50%. Several members of the Jumperz Forum reported unusual difficulties in getting past Chocolate Land in Super Marley World. We sent them several Super Scopez in hopes of alleviating the situation. An allergic reaction to garlic has been determined to be the cause of Sonic the MarioHog's Sadderz Syndrome, which causes him to cry uncontrollably while jumping or running. Reporter Gnome Fengle tells us next week we will finally be getting those exclusive shots of the brand new Super Mario movie fresh off the printers in the mountains of Chile, where filming is progressing despite the deaths of several stunt-men performing feats for Ganondorf, played by actor Morgan Freemane.


keatonkeaton999 said...

i'm very excited for Home Improvementz and Tunnel FAGGOT

Murdar Machene said...

I can't wait to play Dingus 64

Shaff said...

why isn't Super Wario Bros World 64 DS on the charts