Friday, December 4, 2009
Sunday, September 13, 2009
This blouge is the most popular internett
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Joke tip of the day
Hello guys, today I'm giving you a verbal joke tip to help you tell jokes to your friends so they laugh out loud.
Here's an example:
Joke teller: Knock, Knock
Joke listener: Who's there?
Joke teller: Star Wars
Joke listener: LOL
DOUBLE JOKE TIP BONUS ROUND: Quote popular and funny movie lines to your friends so they will remember the movie and how funny it was, therefore making you a funny person in the process. WIN WIN SITUATION.
Here's an example:
Joke teller: Knock, Knock
Joke listener: Who's there?
Joke teller: Star Wars
Joke listener: LOL
DOUBLE JOKE TIP BONUS ROUND: Quote popular and funny movie lines to your friends so they will remember the movie and how funny it was, therefore making you a funny person in the process. WIN WIN SITUATION.
Saturday, July 11, 2009
Friday, July 10, 2009
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Nintendo "UP"date
Sunday, June 28, 2009
Quick joke tip of the day
How to make a good internet joke:
Find a celebrity that has recently died
Make a tribute post or site for them
Use a picture of a different person, wrong name or misspelling, wrong year, or any combination of these genius ideas
The result:
SUPER JOKE STATUS
Find a celebrity that has recently died
Make a tribute post or site for them
Use a picture of a different person, wrong name or misspelling, wrong year, or any combination of these genius ideas
The result:
SUPER JOKE STATUS
Saturday, June 20, 2009
Saturday, June 13, 2009
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Saturday, June 6, 2009
Friday, June 5, 2009
Thursday, June 4, 2009
Exclusive interview with Hideo Kojima
Wow! Early post today because I'm really excited to bring you this *Exclusive* interview I had with Kojima himself! He spilled ALL the details of his next upcoming game "Metal Gear Solid: Rising" and even gave us some in game footage to show. He's also developing a new game for Game Boy called "Mario Breaks Some Blocks".
"I cant wait until I release my next game Super Mario Blasters, its gonna be a blast! hehe get it?" -Hideo Kojima
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Video of the day
Taking a quick break from our extensive E3 coverage, I present to you: THE RLY GOOD INTERNET BLOG Video of the day.
Take a look at this devastating truck crash, boy good thing *I* wasn't inside that thing!
Until next time
Take a look at this devastating truck crash, boy good thing *I* wasn't inside that thing!
Until next time
Mario friends
Hey there Summer Time Mario Lovers! It's time for this week's weekly Wednesday Weekend Update!
Us here at the RLY GOOD INTERNET BLOG or (theRGIB as we like to call it here in the office) have been hanging out at E3 all week. What big news do we have? One word: Mario
Mario is back guys. Unfortunately Nintendo couldn't make it out "to" this year's E3 because they got sick, but we can rest assured, they probably would have had some pretty great Marios up "there" sleeve.
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
New Mario Super Brothers Preview for the WII
Hey guys I just got some footage sent to me straight from e4, showing a sneak peak of the Brand New Mario Brother Video Game From Ninintdo Wii.
Boy does this game look GREAT!
Boy does this game look GREAT!
Super mario confirmed for super mario brothers video game
big news (nintendo). sega have confirmed luigi for super smash browns 2: the fall of gamelon. Luigi is a popular character and a good jumper. He does a very big bounce and makes the enemies go ouch. This announcement, made at yesterday's annual E3 video game/anime festival, is set to herald a new era in super mario brothers gaming. In the words of Mario himself, "I can't wait to bomb some dodongos!"
Monday, June 1, 2009
Pikablu confirmed for Brawl
Hello video game friends. Hot News straight off the Mario Press. Pikablu is confirmed for Brawl. Yes, everyone's favorite character is coming straight to the Nintendo Dolphin (AKA the N64-2). All of our favorite characters are back, of course (Roy, Mewtwo, Pichu, Dr. Mario, etc) but also at least 1 new character, Pikablu, from the hit "game" Pokamon Adventures 64 (released on the Gamecube last month). Pikablu is said to have all of his moves straight from the Gamecube game (punch, hit, go, and do). We may even see his brand new move Pause, which when activated (with the start button) causes the game to freeze until you hit again. (Trick all of your Best friends with this secret new move).
Joke # 7
Hey guys, just thought I would make my first post with a fresh new joke that I just created.
Sunday, May 31, 2009
Friday, May 29, 2009
The Big Summer Video Game Countdown of the Year
Hey plumbers, are you excited about video games? I like video games. I especially get excited when new video games come out, so it was no surprise that I was excited when I read about a new video game. Video games are my favourite video games.
That being said, it's time for our annual penultimate bi-weekly countdown of the hottest new hits coming directly to your Super Nintendo this summer.
4. GTA IV: The Bonkeltino Chronicles
Grand Turismo Auto 4 was arguably the best game of 2003. I don't think anyone can argue with that opinion. So it looks like EA Games have finally decided to release an expansion for the popular racing game. About time guys! Jeez! This expansion follows on from the plot of the first game; you play as Nicko's brother Tony in a quest to find the money so he can buy a drug to get stoned.
3. Battlefield 2: Big Blasters
Battlefield made history in being the first game ever to let you shoot an enemy with a shooting weapon. It's revolutionary approach to the shoot-'em-up genre paved the way for lots of good games such as Duke Nukem Forever and Smash Marios. But enough about Mario. Where was I? Oh yeah, the Nintendo Wii is the best console ever. Faggot.
2. Super Smash Karts
Mario is the best bouncer, he bounces very hard on the bad guys' heads. Sometimes they explode! One time I was playing super mario world with my cousin Cody (he's a jerk) and he said he knew how to make the goombas explode but he wouldn't tell me the cheat code so we fought and I won hehe :)
1. Street Fighter 4
I can't wait for this game. I have many fond childhood memories of playing street fighter in the basement. I used to turn the volume up real high so I couldn't hear mommy scream when daddy kicked her. Well fuck you Dad, cause Street Fighter is back! I used to wish Ryu would come out of the screen and beat up my dad until he paid his child support. My favourite characters from Street Fighter are Ryu, Solid Snake and Sega Genesis.
Well that's all for this month guys! Keep on gaming!
That being said, it's time for our annual penultimate bi-weekly countdown of the hottest new hits coming directly to your Super Nintendo this summer.
4. GTA IV: The Bonkeltino Chronicles
Grand Turismo Auto 4 was arguably the best game of 2003. I don't think anyone can argue with that opinion. So it looks like EA Games have finally decided to release an expansion for the popular racing game. About time guys! Jeez! This expansion follows on from the plot of the first game; you play as Nicko's brother Tony in a quest to find the money so he can buy a drug to get stoned.
3. Battlefield 2: Big Blasters
Battlefield made history in being the first game ever to let you shoot an enemy with a shooting weapon. It's revolutionary approach to the shoot-'em-up genre paved the way for lots of good games such as Duke Nukem Forever and Smash Marios. But enough about Mario. Where was I? Oh yeah, the Nintendo Wii is the best console ever. Faggot.
2. Super Smash Karts
Mario is the best bouncer, he bounces very hard on the bad guys' heads. Sometimes they explode! One time I was playing super mario world with my cousin Cody (he's a jerk) and he said he knew how to make the goombas explode but he wouldn't tell me the cheat code so we fought and I won hehe :)
1. Street Fighter 4
I can't wait for this game. I have many fond childhood memories of playing street fighter in the basement. I used to turn the volume up real high so I couldn't hear mommy scream when daddy kicked her. Well fuck you Dad, cause Street Fighter is back! I used to wish Ryu would come out of the screen and beat up my dad until he paid his child support. My favourite characters from Street Fighter are Ryu, Solid Snake and Sega Genesis.
Well that's all for this month guys! Keep on gaming!
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Who Here Likes Mario?
When Mario Jumps
Mario jumps on all the bad guys. The main focus of the Mario series has always been the number one reason the fans keep coming back for more: Mario knows how to get the job done. When a "Gamer" hears these words, he knows he's in for a hard core, old school Atari game.
Atari games are the best, that's why I wear an Atari shirt. I like to show the world just how hard core old school I am. I love Atari games and I can name at least three that I've played in my life, without looking to google to seem informed.
Back to Mario: Supposedly Halo 4 has SIX types of grenades. This is Grenade Heaven (or as I like to call it, Grenade Overload!) for those fans of the series who love those "nades". There's Normal grenades, Spicy grenades, Sticky grenades, Funny grenades, Halo grenades, and Joke grenades.
The Funny grenades and Joke grenades are going to be a new fan-favorite, guaranteed! Nothing says "pw0n3d, Nubbie!" like the feeling of freshly PWNING that nub with those new "taunt" grenades!
This new game is shaping up to be a huge hit for the Wii.
Mario jumps on all the bad guys. The main focus of the Mario series has always been the number one reason the fans keep coming back for more: Mario knows how to get the job done. When a "Gamer" hears these words, he knows he's in for a hard core, old school Atari game.
Atari games are the best, that's why I wear an Atari shirt. I like to show the world just how hard core old school I am. I love Atari games and I can name at least three that I've played in my life, without looking to google to seem informed.
Back to Mario: Supposedly Halo 4 has SIX types of grenades. This is Grenade Heaven (or as I like to call it, Grenade Overload!) for those fans of the series who love those "nades". There's Normal grenades, Spicy grenades, Sticky grenades, Funny grenades, Halo grenades, and Joke grenades.
The Funny grenades and Joke grenades are going to be a new fan-favorite, guaranteed! Nothing says "pw0n3d, Nubbie!" like the feeling of freshly PWNING that nub with those new "taunt" grenades!
This new game is shaping up to be a huge hit for the Wii.
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